And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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