I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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