Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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