I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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