i just had sex bonerless
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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