Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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