Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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