You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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