Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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