We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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