I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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