yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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