I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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