There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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