In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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