Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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