I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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