look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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