Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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