I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Life is so much better after having sex.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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