i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize