I only kidnapped one of them. chill
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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