ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize