dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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