So drunk its hurt
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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