i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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