Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
