There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
