do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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