I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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