They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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