i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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