the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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