Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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