Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Define "chronic" masturbator.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
soo... how was my night?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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