something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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