note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My vagina is very pro this idea
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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