I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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