i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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