Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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