I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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