: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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