yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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