So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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