somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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