for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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