i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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