goodnight i made you a song goodbye
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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