There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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