What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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