would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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