He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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