I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.