No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"