i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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