I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I wear drunk well.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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