i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
This is my gift to your gina
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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